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CamrnCrz1974
Joined: 16 Jun 2003
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Location: Central Phoenix
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| Posted: Mon Jul 12, 2004 4:22 pm Post subject: Steel Magnolias (just for Emibaby) |
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I saw this signature in Emibaby's profile:
Quote: I'd rather have 30 minutes of wonderful than a lifetime of nothing special. (Steel Magnolias)
Emi, that is one of my favorite movies (gay man likes Steel Magnolias? the hell you say!).
Here are some quotes just for you!
Weezer: Malyn, I need to talk to you about your husband...he is a boil on the butt of humanity.
Malyn: Drum would never point a gun at a lady.
Weezer: He's a real gentleman. I bet he takes the dishes out of the sink before he pees in it!
Weezer: I'm not crazy. I've just been in a very bad mood for forty years!
Clarie: Hit this! Go ahead, Malyn! Knock her lights out.
Weezer: Let go of me!
Clarie: Malyn, you just missed your chance. Half of Chickapee Parish give their eye teeth to take a whack at Weeza!
Malyn: Drink your juice, Shelby. Drink your juice.
Shelby: Mama, my two colors are blush and bashful. One shade of pink is much deeper than the other.
Malyn: That sanctuary looks like it's been hosed down with Pepto Bismol |
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emibaby
Joined: 09 Jun 2004
Posts: 231
Location: Thomasville, AL
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| Posted: Mon Jul 12, 2004 4:24 pm Post subject: |
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Oh honey, PUHLEEZ!! I was M'lynn in my school play!!!
Truvy: Maybe she's prayin' because the elastic's shot in her pantyhose.
Truvy: That boy don't know whether to scratch his watch or wind his butt.
OH Cam, we're gonna get along JES FINE!! :wink: |
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CamrnCrz1974
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Location: Central Phoenix
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| Posted: Mon Jul 12, 2004 4:25 pm Post subject: |
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Truvy: How about some sweet tea? It's the house wine of the South!
Truvy: She's the first Miss Merry Christmans caught with her tinsel down around her knees.
Emibaby, in law school, I ACTUALLY made "Cuppa Cuppa Cuppa!" |
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emibaby
Joined: 09 Jun 2004
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Location: Thomasville, AL
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| Posted: Mon Jul 12, 2004 4:29 pm Post subject: |
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Clarie: Aww you know I love you more than my luggage.
Weezer: You are too twisted for color TV.
Weezer: They'll probably make me bite the head off a chicken.
Annelle: Not on your first visit!
Clarie: Very good, Annelle, spoken like a true smart ass.
I talk like that, too Cam. Oh lord, it's funny sometimes listening to me and my momma on the phone!!!
You made Cuppa, Cuppa, Cuppa?? How did it taste?? *wince* |
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CamrnCrz1974
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| Posted: Mon Jul 12, 2004 4:35 pm Post subject: |
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Cuppa, Cuppa, Cuppa...well, it was sweet. Kind of like corn bread on an overdose of sugar and honey.
I loved being at Duke and going into Durham. You could always pick up things like:
- "Do yew-ens want PEE-can or PUN-kin pie?
- "Y'all got sweet tea up in this piece?"
OH EMI, how could we forget this next one???
Truvy: Clarie, I'm surprised at you...talking about your kin that way.
Clarie: You know what they say...if you've got nothing nice to say, come sit by me.
Malyn: Yes, its' true. Shelby has been driving nails up her arm.
Annelle: Oh no! Today is a very important day, and my work tends to be too poofy when I'm nervous.
Annelle: I assure you that my personal tragedy will not interfere with my ability to do good hair.
Clarie: Weezer's never done a religious thing in her life.
Weezer: Now that is not true. In college a bunch of my sorority sisters and I would dress up as nuns and go bar hopping! |
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emibaby
Joined: 09 Jun 2004
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Location: Thomasville, AL
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| Posted: Mon Jul 12, 2004 4:38 pm Post subject: |
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OMG good times....we're gonna laugh our ASSES OFF in Sept, honey!! LOL
Sweet cornbread is good. Mmm you might have to make me some! |
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CamrnCrz1974
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Location: Central Phoenix
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Truvy: Clarie, I'd rather walk on my lips than talk about someone...but...Janice Van Meter.
Clarie: I know
Truvy: I bet you money she paid $500 for that dress and don't even bother to wear a girdle.
Clarie: Looks like two pigs...fighting underneath a blanket.
Truvy: Well, I haven't left the house without lycra on these thighs since I was 14.
Clarie: You were brought up right. |
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emibaby
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Location: Thomasville, AL
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| Posted: Thu Jul 15, 2004 5:20 am Post subject: |
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I don't know honey...I'm stunned we'd miss these. Just stunned. But that whole movie is so full of my family it's stunning! My Aunt Doris is a hair dresser who still wears her hair "big". My sister is Clarie without the money (but a smart ass). My Aunt Penny is sssssssooooooooo Annelle (naive and kinda slow). My mom is M'Lynn...mother to everyone. And I'm Weezer...the ahem..best character on the set. :wink:
M'Lynn: I could jog all the way to Texas and back. But my daughter can't. She never could.
Shelby: How is he?
Weezer: Oh, Steve? He's fine.
(I think that's how that goes) |
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CamrnCrz1974
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| Posted: Thu Jul 15, 2004 7:14 am Post subject: |
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| Clarie: All gay men have track lighting. And all gay men are named Mark, Rick, or Steve. |
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