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Pre Emptive Whines · Joined: 23 Nov 2005 Posts: 4

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1carol · Joined: 17 Jul 2003 Posts: 1048 Location: Phoenix AZ

As a long time martyr, I need to increase my vocabulary :?

Can you give us the URL for your web site?

Pre Emptive Whines · Joined: 23 Nov 2005 Posts: 4

Unfortunately we have no web site at the moment.
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1carol · Joined: 17 Jul 2003 Posts: 1048 Location: Phoenix AZ

the advertising link at the bottom is round robin - it brings me back to this page over & over again :roll:

on occasion a good whine can be used to one's advantage. always nice to have a few pre emptive whines handy :lol:

Pre Emptive Whines · Joined: 23 Nov 2005 Posts: 4

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